Welcome Jo and Sam
Congratulations to Jo and Sam, who completed their initiation into House Daos at Egils 2025 with style, sparkle, and just a touch of swindle.
On Saturday, they donned the garb of medieval snake oil salesmen and roamed the site with charm and chaos in equal measure – trading actual treasures (Capri Suns, tiny bottles of liquor, and glittery non-toxic potions) for delightfully random junk like hair ties, plastic skulls, rubber bands, and yes… even a painting.
Through this noble effort, the household has learned a valuable truth:
If you bring offerings children love, the parents will find something to trade.
Jo and Sam, you made us proud — weird, clever, and unmistakably Daos.
Now wash off the grime of the unwashed masses and join the ranks of the Purple Horde.
Welcome home. 💜
— House Daos